Episode #2 Available Now: Space Camp
In space, no one can hear you Suck!
Join the Douglas brothers as they are forced to watch
the second in a series of unfortunate films,
Space Camp.
Space Camp is a 6 day program for 9 to
11 year olds. Space
Camp the movie however, consists of children aging from 8 to 25 years
old and lasts for what seems like a
lifetime! Andie Bergstorm (Kate Capshaw - Steven Spielberg's wife) is
the
latest victim of NASA's apparent mediocre astronaut standards, because
instead
of being chosen to go to the moon, she is chosen to head Space Camp!
What a
blow! But don't worry Andie, we never went to the moon anyhow. A very
bitter,
very bra-less Kate Capshaw then ensues to make the new Space Cadets
lives a
living hell, well not really, I mean she is kind of an ass. After the
five
minutes of tough love that would make any episode of Full House look
like Full Metal Jacket, Andie and the little space campers are shot
into space, an
apparent accident in the eyes of NASA, but actually the result of a
malfunctioning
robot named JINX, go figure?
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Episode #1 - Night Of The Lepus -
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Join the Douglas brothers as they are forced to watch the first in a series of unfortunate films,
Night of the Lepus.
Rabbits are a real life menace, true, but when filmed for 90 minutes
surrounded by models and a band of hammed up has-beens, they are truly
terrifying! Dr. Roy Bennett (played by Stuart Whitman) has concocted a
serum that will sterilize a local rabbit population that has exploded
onto The Domino Kid’s irrigated land, only there is a problem. One of
the early test rabbits has mutated genes and escapes into the wild,
breeding like a mad hare and spawning a new race of Super Giant Rabbit
Killing Machines; all of this overnight!
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